spacedarlin:

no mom it’s not a phase

it’s a phaser

sorry mom gotta go the enterprise is waiting

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As your girlfriend, I will make it my duty to turn you on at the most inappropriate of times.

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alexandranikole:

twerknugget:

i feel so bad and then the end

"Okay"

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snake-dad:

we’ll we’ll we’ll if it isn’t autocorrect

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mrhaliboot:

profile pics

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tagged pics

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diddily:

when your mom tells you to do the dishes

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andrvw:

black licorice isn’t a candy it’s a punishment 

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