rapunzelie:

chocolatemermaidya:

rapunzelie:

do you ever feel like there’s just so many pretty girls but most dudes are just subpar like there are radiant goddesses everywhere and just piles and piles of guys in backwards baseball caps and sandals

it’s called makeup

you can put eyeliner on a frat boy that doesn’t change the fact that’s he’s wearing a neon muscle shirt and nike flip flops

View text
  • 5 hours ago
  • 377776

okaywork:

when teachers actually start teaching on the first day of class

image

View text
  • 5 hours ago
  • 355539

Introverts

featherended:

aspieartistjourdan:

Being a introvert is like being Robert Downey Jr. in your head

image

and Castiel in real life

image

how did you manage to sum it up so easily

View text
  • 5 hours ago
  • 274096

davidbyrne:

i love laughing about the friend zone because it’s so dumb like you know most of those dudes aren’t even IN the “friend zone” they’re in the “ugh god not this dude again” zone

View text
  • 5 hours ago
  • 259662
View photo
  • 5 hours ago
  • 123517

traynors:

you dont just play the sims. you go on a sims binge for three days straight then put the game down for 5 months

View text
  • 5 hours ago
  • 252778
View photo
  • 5 hours ago
  • 375567

headphones-in-do-not-disturb:

theorgyorganizer:

fuck education who wants to start a band

your URL makes me suspicious of your intentions with this band.

View text
  • 5 hours ago
  • 191483

life-at-taco-bell:

You would think that teenagers would be the rudest customers when really it’s mostly old, middle-aged people. 

View text
  • 5 hours ago
  • 240781

wehidebehindstars:

peachvenom:

periods help you learn how to get blood off of things which is probably why you hear more stories of men caught with murder

image

View text
  • 5 hours ago
  • 493865
x