tonight: a new episode of: How the Fuck Are You Making Gifs of the Oscars It’s Airing Right Now
when your parents start to lecture you about something for the 900000 time
so one summer me and my best friend would always go to this community pool and there was this mega hot life guard there, so we both became friends with him and of course since I looked like a chicken nugget at that time and my friend looked like kate upton, the life guard called my friend ‘girlfriend material’ so i asked him what i was n he said ‘…youre mom material’….and that was how i had the worst summer ever.
Why girls stress over periods
- The constant fear of bleeding through clothes
- The constant cramps
- Having to change pads/tampons every 2-4 hours
- Having to deal with mood swings
- Having to deal with boys going ‘Oh someones on their period’
- When you stand up its like a waterfall from your vagina
- Craving food to calm you down
- The constant fear that you smell of blood even though you dont
- Feeling over emotional
- FUCKEN CRAMPS
YOU MEAN I DON’T ACTUALLY SMELL LIKE BLOOD?!
people who kiss their family members on the mouth are mad weird dude